It's been a while, no cap 🧢, What's an anachronym? 🕰️, adults don't get emojis💀

Hope this doesn't give you brainrot 🧠, weird rawdogging apostrophes ✍️, yay for tonic masculinity 👨

It altered my brain chemistry 🧪, teens are only anxious if they speak English? 🤔

The word 'selfie' isn't American! 🤳

Just utterly carparked 🚗, Taylor Swift is knee-deep in linguistics 🎤, plenty of trendbait in this one 😎

English is my Roman Empire 🏛️, sweary parrots 🦜, if a robot uses a word, is it a word? 🤖